scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

Raw-shrimping

Sexual arousal from sniffing used bikini wax paper.

1. I get my jolly's hanging out behind the tanning salon going through the biohazard box and raw-shrimping the local flavor.

2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.

by AntPlug May 24, 2006

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

shrimping

anal intercourse using your partner's big toe for anal stimulation and glorious anal pleasures.

"did you trim your toenails?...remember last time you went shrimping."

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

shrimping

To pleasure a woman by wiggling your toes in her clitoris region.

My friend Jimmy likes to go shrimping with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Shoemaker September 19, 2005

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009