shlurpy

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

by MrDanger83 October 28, 2010

Shluster Fuck

A combination of "Slush" and "Cluster Fuck."
Commonly used to describe the inland northwest during spring.

North Idaho sure is a Shluster Fuck during March.

by mrjohnsmith28 March 21, 2011

shlump booty

When someone is to an extreme point of exhaustion or incapacitated from a fight where the can't move their body/booty.

(Person1): Damn that nigga got knocked the fuck out.

(Person2): Yea, that man shlump booty.

by Zambezi May 23, 2017

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shlump

An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.

Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.

Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump

by WolfFangFist March 8, 2018

Shlurm

A group of ugly, uneducated, unemployed females that are boujjee as fuck and are from the ghetto. Jk ther not ugly!

Wow those shlurms are boujee!
Dayumm yano what I’m sayin shmuney?!
Ya they are some smexy mofos!

by Shmoley aka fettys baby mama May 14, 2018