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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022