When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.
(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"
by The Kawaii Gay Child September 3, 2017
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A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.
Damn dude Ryan gosling isn’t funny until the 5th Shirleys Nipple
by Baussmann August 21, 2022
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When a woman receives oral sex while sitting on a man's face and reading her Twitter feed on her phone.
John was so bad at sex that I just did a Wacky Shirley.
by Veronica Came October 20, 2015
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When a girl sits on a guys face and reads her tweets.
How was your date?

Oh good! I wacky shirley -ed, which was good for me. :)
by Atah8 November 26, 2015
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A sex act when someone shits on your chest
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine
by Shmeels February 8, 2022
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When you have sex and pop girl’s the cherry (like the fruit in the drink), and then make her give you head (temple)
I was with this one girl, and gave her the Shirley Temple
by Bollsmacker January 15, 2023
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The best grandmother a kid could ever have.
I love you Shirley, you are the best grandmother ever. Love Braely Dawn S. Shirley Ann S.the best person you will ever meet!
by Braely. October 5, 2020
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