Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

shiffa

she is fuckin weird and like she alght she can get annoying but like u get use to it and like if she don’t like u then fuck the fuck off ;)

random bitch: hi

shiffa: who tf r u

by gdkndikaj March 4, 2019

Shaffia

Carring and loving and pretty and funny and She’ll always have ur back😍😍

Omg u know Shaffia

Yh she so caring and I love her style

by Ariba123 December 21, 2021

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

shanface

people that are completely grimy in every way possible. and people who trim rather than shave and then get done up the bum by their trampy funny fingered girlfriend.

gosh man, she's such a shanface ;D

by joshgood111 May 8, 2010

snaffaglious

snuh-fag-lee-us (adj.)

-Insanely crazy or awesome. Really really really good.

Invented in English class when writing AP style questions. It was used for an answer choice when no other tone words could be thought of.

My computer will be uber snaffaglious once I get another stick of ram and a new graphics card.

by redfalcon February 28, 2005