life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011

Sexpectator

What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.

Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.

by Jusmerod July 17, 2007

Sexducated

Sex education, or being educated in sexual activities. Can be used as under-sexducated as well.

John: Hey, man! Have you checked out her? She has massive burger nips!
Joe: Ugh... I don't know what a burger nip is! I feel so under-sexducated.

by LardDude32 March 10, 2011

sexdoll crimes

Any crime blamed on innocent materials that make up a Sex doll.

The jury unanimously voted guilty and he was charged with faking a series of sexdoll crimes.

by msscream1234 January 27, 2018

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

Sexed Face

A girls face after having relations.
Includes:
Runny Eyeliner
Messy Hair sometimes greasy
Red Lips
Smeared Lipstick
and on occasion a few white spots

"Wow Sally where have you been?"

"Out... why?"

"You have a sexed face."

by astronautpen January 21, 2008

Sexidextrous

Not relying on the sole use of the right or left hand but being equally skilled with both for the purposes of sexual activities.

Don't send a girl into my tent unless she is sexidextrous.
-Kammy

by xiayu July 24, 2010