Squeaker

A child on XBox Live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.

I hate it when Dave's little brother gets on his XBOX. That little fucker pisses me off. I'm not going to let Dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.

by Lexicon-Nerd July 30, 2011

gratuitous sequelitis

A disease capable only of infecting Hollywood movie producers. Symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. Once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a steaming pile of crap which he will then box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number "2" after it. The load of crap will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to take a peek at what's in the box, based solely on the name on the label.

In extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of turds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.

Did you see Highlander 2? That was the most amazingly horrible movie ever made. What a case of gratuitous sequelitis!

by Hollywood Sucks October 23, 2006

Squeak

A squeak is the act of puffing a smaller than average vape (ex: Juul, STLTH, etc.).

Douchebag 1: (holding a Juul because he’s a douchebag)
Douchebag 2: Hey brotha can I get a squeak off that?

by ForTheBoys13 November 24, 2018

Squeaker

A child around 6-11 prepubescent who plays fps games and has a high-pitched voice.

Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.

Squeaker: Hi

Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.

by FarkRegal July 21, 2014

squeaker

prepubesent 9-12 yr old child that can usually find on xbox live and claim to have fucked your mother and scream every cuss word. im one of them sadly :P

guy: *kills squeaker in-game*
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU

by some hackerman October 4, 2018

squeacky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.

First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.

This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.

by bitasy February 25, 2010

non sequitur

A statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement.

Non sequitur:

Joe: Do you like Green Day?

Bill: I'm hungry for wax fruit.

Joe: Are you high?

Bill: Don't try to catch me, I'm the Mesican drill.

by DeeDurk October 10, 2008