Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

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Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.

'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.

by ulrich the great July 13, 2018

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Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

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Semen Tsunami

n. A large sum of semen, usually produced by many men.

Another word for bukkake.

When the Semen Tsunami hit her face, she scream in disgust.

The Semen Tsunami contained enough semen to impregnate 1,000,000 women.

by Sencored August 10, 2016

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semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

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