bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.

"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

by minj April 30, 2010

Semanic

Being of the semen nature.

John spilled so much of his semanic fluid all over Tracy's face that she looked like a glazed donut.

by Penis McNuts August 23, 2010

Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.

when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006

Semara

1. n. someone who works, shops, socializes, and plays in cyberspace exclusively; cyber isolation.

2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)

Example 1: I never see Kim anymore, she's turned into such a semara.

Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.

by goodtobefree1776 February 11, 2010

semanitarian

While stoned, you will think this is a good word.

"Guys, you know what's a good word? Semanitarian."

by Strudel-fagen August 30, 2008

seamrider

A womans pants so tight that its beyond camel toe or moose knuckle, she's a seamrider!

check out the toe on that camel! her pants are so tight that seamrider gonna be soar by the end of the day!

by legend M October 28, 2009