seagulling

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

by Evan4401 October 11, 2010

Seagulls

A group of really annoying girls who pretend to be drunk, are super ditzy and flirt with anything with a penis.

Oh god, the seagulls are here.

by princessal February 18, 2009

seagulling

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

by TLO Smudge April 26, 2004

screaming segul

When a man is having sex with a woman on the beach (perferable while wearing a condom)pulls his dick out dips it into the sand and puts it back in. This makes the woman scream like a segul.

"Yo Jeff im guna go fuck this girl a little ways down the beach, listen carefully because im guna give her a screaming segul."

by Richard F December 24, 2007

seagull brain

A person who does stupid things, but in a funny way that makes you love them even more.

Rory was a Seagull Brain for believing Colin would actually pay him $5 for jumping the the MacDonald's dumpster naked.

by Amelia Rose December 7, 2006

seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Eddie is such a seagull manager, he just got the client site Monday.

by tina_tampa May 1, 2006

Screaming Seagull

When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.

"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."

by CherylTheShitShow July 26, 2009