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Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back
"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009
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Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river
"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"
by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008
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Semi-Celeb

Someone who is well known and on the verge of becoming a celebrity.
"Pete Merrill is a semi-celeb. He doesn't have paparazzi following him, but a lot of people have heard of him."
by thirdiedotcom December 1, 2009
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Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
by Stevehnh April 10, 2011
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Seepies Neow

The term used when a person is in process of, or is currently, sleeping. The term can be used in other instances as well including, "hook ups neow" or "seacos neows".
K-dubs just told Gemma Louise it was time for seepies neow.

Lee wants to go seepies neow but Molly said NONO.

Shhh, Pete and Danny are seepies neow.
by Molly McC December 6, 2007
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semi hoe

a girl that is not fully known or does the actions of a "whore" but like to have relations with multiple men. usually this girl is a virgin and is friendly all the time.however this is merely a cover up to make herself seem more innocent.usually this word is not to be used seriously.it can be used jokingly if wanted.
girl is with friend and sees friend talk to one guy she likes on the phone while txting another guy she likes on her phone. the girl says to her friend "oh my god Shery, your such a semi hoe!"
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by pootntoot March 31, 2009
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Semi On

Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

Other times the semi-on can occur include:

* When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
* When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
* When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.
Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.

Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.

After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.

That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick.

Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity.
by SMRTA! August 22, 2003
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