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airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!
by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012
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The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.
by The shover robot September 13, 2003
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Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials
by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010
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secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones. The female breast secretes milk and is an exocrine gland. The testis is a highly specialised mixed gland with both endocrine (testosterone) and exocrine (sperm)functions. The female ovary is a specialised mixed gland also.

The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.
Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals, and lubricants.
by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008
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security

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.
by Qbert July 31, 2004
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Secret of Mana

Secret of Mana was on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System
by Ben L. January 15, 2004
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Secret bad girl

A woman who acts classy, and well behaved in public, but behind closed doors transforms into a sexually permissible woman.
GUY: "All this time I though Jen was a good girl. Turns out, she's a secret bad girl."
by Mad Murry April 23, 2010
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