Steven Seagal

One of the most powerful forces in the universe, almost as powerful as Mike Anderson. Capable of using Aikido to dispatch virtually any opponent (or many opponents) with ease. Never before has any opponent put as much as scratch on Steven Seagal, in other words he is untouchable. Hi-yah!

Carl: I am going to beat your ass!

Phil: Don't make me pull a Steven Seagal on you!

Carl: Oh yeah, well I'll just....uurrghh!!!!

Phil: That's what I thought. Hi-yah!

by T Ranger July 28, 2008

wounded seagull

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.

Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.

by Peace Tree September 1, 2006

seagull engineering

An engineer who's sole job is to swoop in, take a shit on everything and fly away before it needs to be cleaned up..

john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..

by Fred Astaire's Heel January 21, 2011

A Flock Of Seagulls

A band from the 80s. Popular for their songs:
I Ran (So Far Away)
Telecomunication
Space Age Love Song
Wishing (If I had a photograph)
D.N.A.
and many more...

Also pertaining to someone with odd and/or wild hair.

A Flock of Seagulls was one of the first bands to break-through to the states from the UK in the time period (and music style) known as "New Wave"

A Flock of Seagulls were fairly well known in the 80s, but not so much now.

Nice bed head A Flock of Seagulls

by Alex May 5, 2005

Wounded seagull

The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.

Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.

by the masked man121 October 25, 2012

screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl

John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.

by kfafmec January 17, 2008

saghbini

Word to describe a great teacher (especially in the field of mathematics).

That teacher is wicked saghbini.

by R, G. February 21, 2008