scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006

scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.

shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

scrumble bumble

left overs of dope

oooii that scrumble bumble matee !!!!

by brruuupp--sara February 28, 2009

scrimple

a word that can be used in any context.
it can be used as an adj, noun, verb.. anything.

"can i scrimple that ciggy?"
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...

by MightyyMuhFkknMousee June 8, 2011

Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

Scrumble

To scramble and fumble at the same time. To grab at something clumsily.

I dropped my cellphone in the trashcan and quickly scrumbled to get it.

by Josh Strehle January 5, 2006

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005