by louis October 17, 2001
Get the screwed mug.The act of date-raping a white woman after buying them multiple Screwdrivers at a club, followed by a chop to the neck.
"Damn, I heard she got chopped and screwed last night by Terrell"
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"I got some roofies for when we chop and screw that bitch"
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by Honest Eric February 14, 2009
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by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018
Get the Screwed mug.by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
Get the Screwed and jewed mug.You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
Get the Screwed The Pooch mug.1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.
2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
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