Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011

Scat Rat

The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.

Bro: Dude, check this out!

Dude: Is it scat rat approved?

Bro: Um, what?

Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.

by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009

Scratch and Sniff

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.

"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!

by AmazinglyRandom07 April 8, 2006

scat freak

1. (n) One who derives sexual gratifaction or excitement from being pooped upon or eating poop or any number of unsatisfactory activities involving poo.

"If you're ever over at John's house, don't use ANY dishes or glasses or anything like that. I hear he is a big-time scat freak."

by M240guy June 28, 2004

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor.

This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!

by Xiao July 16, 2002

scratter

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"

homeless, smackheads, chavs ect.

by bill September 2, 2004

scratch.mit.edu

Scratch is a coding website for kids where people can make animations and games! A lot of the people are very nice, but beware, it is very easy to be banned. Saying some of these words can lead in a block or ban or a mute:
Discussions of self harm
Crap
Fnaf
Wth
Hell
And any variation that could be used as a swear. Eg What the Cheese
A lot of people here on scratch fit into these stereotypes: Art Thieves, Copycats, Wannabes, Warrior Cat fans and HTTYD roleplayers. I cannot stress how easy it is to be banned, if you get hacked and make a new account your new account will be banned but the hacker will not. I'm not trying to be rude because there are many good things about this website, but it's good to be warned. Most "inactive" people have been banned for no reason, so keep that in mind.

Teacher: Alright kids lets go on scratch.mit.edu!
Kid A: Wait.. but they banned me for saying what the macaroni!

Kid B: *remixes popular scratcher's project only changing one sprite*
Kid C: *draws an amazing masterpiece on bitmap, posts it and gets attacked by scratchers for stealing art when they drew it because bitmap art can never be good*
Kid D: *actually uses it for it's intended purpose*
Kid E: *spams all of her classmates with CRAP CRAP CRAP to try and get banned so she doesn't have to use it*
Kid F: ABC IF YOU WANNA BE MY TOOTHLESS IM LIGHT FURY
Kid G: *steals art from DA and gets praise for their skills by other scratchers*
Kid H: *makes 100 harry potter fan studios*
Kid I: *makes a cringy remixed animation meme of Scourge or Hollyleaf*
Kid J: *throws computer and runs from the cringefest
This was not meant to be offensive! These are very common stereotypes and I added them here to kind of give an example

by Dogs4life3 April 9, 2020