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scratch your dirty neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.
Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)
by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007
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penis scratch

A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.
I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.
by Chick3nPie January 16, 2008
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scratchalotapuss

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman
"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"
by scratchalotapuss June 21, 2007
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Scratch.mit.edu

A slow coding website notoriously occupied by 6 years old.
Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.
by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017
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scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.
"you just got scronched!"
by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017
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Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.
oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.
by venatio April 4, 2010
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Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day
“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*
by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019
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