Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
mugGet the Scrambling my eggsmug.
Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggsmug.
A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
mugGet the feed a stoner scrambled eggsmug.

scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
by Lister March 17, 2003
mugGet the scrambled egg facemug.
When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
mugGet the clayton scrambled egg specialmug.

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