scotch

Most definitely does not mean 'Scottish' when describing people. It is often used to describe liquor, eggs and beef among other things.

Those who call Scottish people 'Scotch' are often corrected with a polite saying-so, or a "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!", depending on how much Scotch the Scottish person has recently imbibed.

Stereotypical American - "Hey you're Scotch! Isn't Scotland in England?"

Drunken Scot - "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!"

by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

Big Bad Scotch

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.

Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 18, 2009

sconhead

Liverpool slang. A derogatory term for a person with an oddly shaped, top-heavy, deformed or poorly hair-dressed head - resembling a scone. (The correct scouse pronunciation of "scone" rhymes with "one", not "cone" which is more typical.

(Boy on a school playground to a poor victimized young chap with a misshapen head -) "SCONHEAD!!!"

by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

Sqonch

The act of doing anything in general

Ashley:"Sqonch the squirrel in the tree."
Victoria:"Sqonch the spoon (haha spoon) in the pudding."
Rebecca:"SQONCH!"

by Victoria :) June 18, 2008

Scotch Tape

A really good idea, deserves credit.

Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin

by Gage - o November 2, 2008

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009