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satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.
I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!
by jason&mikey February 25, 2003
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SATELLITE 260

This is an excruciating PEDOPHILE SEX ORDER where they SIT ON AN ERECT DICK just lightly but GOING IN DRY (if not ASSHOLE IS WET, is it is dried as it's a very slow painful ROTATIONS entering PENETRATION that goes for 260 minutes.

The stacking build up of the GOOGLE CREW to bring the SATELLITE that PEDO BOY ELON talks about is implemented for SPACE X .X is the PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE.

BLUE = 40 RED = 27 YELL0W = 77/92 BLUE = 40
GREEN = 49 RED = 27 ...40..67..144..184..233..260

The UGLY TRUTH why GOOGLE has GAYFLERS.
In order for the GOOGLE CREW to work properly there must exist a SATELLITE 260 where slow dry penetrating ROTATIONS of the dick in THAT ASSH0LE slowly rotates going deeper and deeper to restore WORLD BALANCE.

The HOLE for the DICK EXIST RIM F0CUS DICK 2 PEDOPHILE...and ultimately to the ASSH0LE REAR END brings the SATELLITE 260 to LIFE when the PEDOPHILE must climb aboard above and slowly down THE DICK right into their HOLE in LIFE they will always have where everything gets away.

The SATELLITE 260 is two FAGG0TS DATA which you can see completes the DATA LINE for the GOOGOL and makes SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY POSSIBLE
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 28, 2021
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poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009
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Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011
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Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.
She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.
by ksaysthis January 15, 2013
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sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.
Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...
by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004
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Satellite Hotstove

An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.

In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.

Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.
by Steve506 January 16, 2008
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