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sadgasm

A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.
"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "
by Fynn May 23, 2006
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[/sarcasm]

Usually used in message boards to denote that the statement you have just posted has a sarcastic tone. Comes from HTML code.
Wow, you are the best because you have a high post count./sarcasm
by Porn-O's June 11, 2006
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National Sarcasm Society (NSS)

When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?

Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.

Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
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No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.
by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010
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sarcasm

saying something ironically

saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone
From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2

(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008
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Sarcasm

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).
Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
by DonPasquale March 21, 2013
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Sarcasm

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.
Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!
by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019
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