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samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
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samen

Oh, your samen went all over me!
by thezguy June 19, 2008
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Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
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same samin it

two people of the same sex engage in something sexual
she1: "yo i heard she was same samin it at that party"
she2: "haha maybe, shes straight as a rainbow"
by kellyjahole November 28, 2007
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Samies

A description for same sex couples, Easier than defining them as lesbian or gay couples.
"Ellen and Portia look pretty close",
"yeah, they're samies".
by spawnofkyuss October 6, 2011
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Sameena

A key-less person... Someone who loses the keys in life
omg i cant get to work.. my keys have been sameena'd..
by George Alfred June 14, 2010
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sarmiento

Someone who Lies, Cheats, and Drinks. Then Lies about Lying, Cheating, and Drinking.

Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
My parents can't find out so im doing it Sarmiento style.

Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
by Unaminous December 14, 2008
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