A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
Get the The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.mug. A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards
Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018
Get the Torrey Pines Sailing Teammug. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"
by Tom Bosch March 24, 2006
Get the "Well, then. We sail without him!"mug. by bgomez August 20, 2006
Get the hoist up the john b's sailmug. by EWild December 18, 2019
Get the My ship hath/has sailedmug. Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
by reggiemt April 20, 2017
Get the A good pirate also sails on the red seamug. Lateen Sails were triangular sails of Austronesian origin.
Egyptian Sail versus The Austronesian Sail: Austronesian sails are triangular while Egyptian sails are square. The Lateen sails (triangular, Austronesian, Ilonggo, Paraw) which the Arabs introduced to Iberia came from the Kunlunpos of the Austronesians, which sailed from Borneo to Madagascar through India. THE LATEEN SAIL DESIGNS WERE BORROWED BY THE ARABS AND INTRODUCED TO EUROPE. Ptolemy recorded this. These were the sails that the Kunlunpos used. The Po in Kunlunpo means Paraw in Ilonggo. The Paraws had triangular shapes which influenced the Portuguese Caravel which kickstarted The Age of Exploration. Before the Caravel sails, the Galleons were using square sails from the Egyptians which were hard to maneuver and cumbersome. The Paraw origins came from Iloilo, Panay Island, around 3000-2000 BCE. No metals were used. Pandan fibers were essential in the sails that is why in no other place in Austronesia did the Paraws come from except Panay Island in the Philippines.
Egyptian Sail versus The Austronesian Sail: Austronesian sails are triangular while Egyptian sails are square. The Lateen sails (triangular, Austronesian, Ilonggo, Paraw) which the Arabs introduced to Iberia came from the Kunlunpos of the Austronesians, which sailed from Borneo to Madagascar through India. THE LATEEN SAIL DESIGNS WERE BORROWED BY THE ARABS AND INTRODUCED TO EUROPE. Ptolemy recorded this. These were the sails that the Kunlunpos used. The Po in Kunlunpo means Paraw in Ilonggo. The Paraws had triangular shapes which influenced the Portuguese Caravel which kickstarted The Age of Exploration. Before the Caravel sails, the Galleons were using square sails from the Egyptians which were hard to maneuver and cumbersome. The Paraw origins came from Iloilo, Panay Island, around 3000-2000 BCE. No metals were used. Pandan fibers were essential in the sails that is why in no other place in Austronesia did the Paraws come from except Panay Island in the Philippines.
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
Get the Lateen Sailsmug.