2 definitions by Mr Eff

sketch bail

1. when a friend leaves the party earlier than anticipated, unannounced like a shadow in the night, due to overconsumption of spirits, or in the pursuit of booty (usually your sister).

"hey wheres Jeff?... i dunno man have you seen my sister?... awwww man wtf!? Sketch bailer!"

by Mr Eff August 23, 2008

sailor mouth

1. The act of spewing forth profanities as if you were a dirty sailor.

2. using excessive profane, or vulgar language in an unacceptable setting

1."Grandma has a dirty sailor mouth... Shut the f*** up Timmy!"

2. "Oh I love it when you f*** my **** with your *** **** captain **** bucket **** *** jackhammer ****ed *** **** ****** **** rub my **** with a ****ing titmouse"

by Mr Eff October 31, 2007