scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterbrain

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

by dwan November 15, 2003

scatty

Scouse word; originated to describe something, scatty is like messy, wrong, scruffy, those kind of things.

Hayley: I snorted coke last night.
Harry: Thats pure scatty.

by J-Ma(\/ March 15, 2005

seattle switcharoo

masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.

by twicenightly May 13, 2009

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

Thwat Swatter

Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)

"I wanted to bang her, but her thwat swatter of a friend made it impossible."

by CRO15 May 19, 2009

Seattle Style

A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.

"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."

"Risky."

"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."

"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."

by CptVictorFries March 13, 2012