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Scally

Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around street corners or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.

They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.

They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.

Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?

Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.

Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
Visit stockport. Looks for stripey jumpers or listen for car alarms.
by RandomHero January 21, 2004
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I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

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I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.
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"Dude, look at Little Sally!"

"Haha he thinks he can fight me and win."
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1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.
Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!
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