Stoner War 

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"

Stoner War by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stoner's Graceland 

Stoner's Graceland (sometimes called Stoners Graceland) is another name for Wendy's. The late hours (They stay open until midnight or later), stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname. The Wendy's chili and the burger and soda and fries and frosty is delicious.
Dave Thomas is to stoners as My Life as a Teenage Robot is to cool millennials (unlike those stupid Gen Z kids!).

People who go to Wendy's either tried Ritabooze (Ethylphenidate), Blue Speed, Blue Molly, Modafinil, Kratom, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Arecobooze (Arecoline plus booze), 2-methyl-2-butanol (2m2bOH), Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Ethylamphetamine, Crystal Speed, 4F-MPH, Prolintane, Propranolol, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Sunifiram, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Bretazenyl, IndanylAminoPropane, a-PVP, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, methcathinone, cathinone, cathine, khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Betel Nut (Freebase Arecoline), 3-MMC-Etizolam, Diclazepam, Nicotine Vape, Arecoline vape, Redbull energy drink, Propylhexedrine, Cyclopentamine, Dimethylamylamine, JWH-018, JWH-200, Weed, Delta-8, and Methylphenidate.

Wendy's employee (at 1:15am): How may I help you sir?

Tyler(on Kratom and Arecoline Hydrobromide): Give me 3 cheeseburgers, a Wendy's frosty, some fries, and some chili.

Wendy's employee: Here you go sir.

Tyler (high as fuck): I'm in Stoner's Graceland!

*eats food then pops a Blue ecstasy pill with Jenny Wakeman's head on it.

Stoner's Graceland by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

stonerific 

terrific in a stoner way.

smoking 10 blunts is fucking stonerific man.

stonerific by lisalove September 25, 2008

Stoner dot 

a small, 3-4mm sized, black dot tattoo, between the thumb and index finger, usually on the left hand. Openly indicating that person uses Marijuana and is approachable about it.

"did you see his hand? he has a stoner dot. I'm gonna ask him if he might smoke a bowl with us"

Stoner dot by D'Mon June 2, 2018

Stoner 

Someone who smokes weed as often as possible; one who believes weed to make the world a better place to live in. Usually a fan of Bob Marley and/or Sublime. If in school, would usually be an Art or Music major. Some of the chillest people you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

This loveable girl Britt is a true stoner.

Stoner by Brittskeez January 2, 2006

Stoner Laugh 

A distinctive high-pitched squeal of a hyena laugh that only comes about when someone is high. This is completely independent of their regular 'un-high' laugh, and often sounds nothing like it. The more excited a stoner gets, the higher the pitch of the laugh. It is up for debate whether or not it's actually the weed that causes this girl-like giggle, or if it's more of a weed-cultural influence on stoners, much like a dialect or accent. ie. The more people who laugh like this while stoned, the more stoners will adopt said laugh, either consciously or sub-consciously.

My roommate's stoner laugh sounds like a shy Japanese girl watching cartoons while having an orgasm.

Stoner Laugh by vorpal11 August 11, 2011

intellectual stoner 

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.

My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.

intellectual stoner by jovato May 12, 2003