Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.

I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.

by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015

stashenger

A passenger in a car who is only there to hide your drugs in the event of a police encounter

"Oh no we're getting pulled over. Hide my dope, dude, that's what stashengers are for."

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

stasdfu

Shut the absolute super duper fuck up

Would you please stasdfu! I'm trying to focus.

by ReindeerFloattilla October 30, 2020

Stasney

Stasney, Stasney, Stasney. There are so many words that could easily describe Stasney but the one that fits the most is: Perfect. Stasney is simply perfect. She has the voice of an angel and will bring out the best in absolutely everything you do. She will hold you and love you like your life is dependent on it. She, however, is so incredibly independent and doesn’t need ANYone but her dog. She’s not just loyal but she is determined to let her significant other that they are loved. Stasney will do whatever it takes to make you smile, but we all know it’s not hard to smile when it comes to her. She will lift your spirits and hold you down for the city. Not to mention, she has the touch of a Goddess and the soul of a Saint. If you’ve found yourself a Stasney, hold on and never let go. She’s one in one quadrillion and that’s only as far as we can see.

Also, it goes without saying that Stasney is the most beautiful person you will ever meet in your entire existence. You may not believe in anything being perfect but when you —- IF you are blessed with the presence of a Stasney, you’ll agree that she’s pretty darn close. If you know a Stasney, chances are she’s your soulmate.

“Dang, did you see Stasney? Literally thought I was looking at an angel!”

“The most beautiful person I’ve ever met in my entire life is Stasney.”

“You’re lucky if you know Stasney.”

“Dude, did you see Stasney’s report card? She’s gorgeous AND smart!”

“When I think about what it feels like to cry happy tears, I think about Stasney.”

“Dude, I love Stasney!”

“Stasney is just phenomenal.”

“Dude, woah. You’re dating Stasney?! Lucky!!!”

“I’ve never met someone as attractive as Stasney.”

by madtr3v February 19, 2021

Stash Pot

A place where you dump bodies, typically a ditch or a river, but it could also very well be the top of a large building or even the middle of the woods. Basically a spot where you can execute someone with a gun. Shoot ‘em in the leg, tie and tape them up in the trunk, drive ‘em to the stash pot and handle your business depending on whatever way you chose. If your using a river, large ditch such as the LA river, or a building tall enough to commit suicide on you can just point your gun at them and force them to walk off or you’ll shoot ‘em off or do the following. Anywhere else just lay them in the ground in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses or no road nearby and kill the person with one bullet to the back of the neck severing the spine from the brain killing the person instantly. Use a 45 acp or larger as less bullets you have to shoot the more time you have to quickly get things done. BTW this is also how to commit a murder

Droppin’ Niggaz off to my Stash Pot - Koopsta Knicca

by Anonymous82684 June 20, 2022

Chester Stash

A fugly attempt at male facial hair that looks a bit like Mario's from SuperMario Brothers.

Check out the nappy Chester Stash on that guy! All he needs is a gold chain and he'd be pimp material!!!

by Cheesy Lou-easy June 28, 2010

Gash Stash

Female equivalent of the male's "spank bank".

"That's a nice bulge in your pants, Matt, I'll be adding that to my gash stash" - Tracy

by Matt Lovin' February 12, 2014