Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 11, 2015

spleak

Spleak is an online chat buddy, who thinks she's a real person who works at a coffee shop. It's fun for a while, but eventually, you will feel the urge to kill yourself or throw your computer out the window.

- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:

Here's what you can do:

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What can I help you with?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Aw... you don't mean that, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
You're kidding, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Not very nice of you... So... if you've ever found yourself falling in love with technology - OMG, like the iPhone - you might be interested in talking tech with me. Type "tech", and we'll chat about cool new gadgets and games!
QwerTii McSheep sier:
good bye spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Goodbye. That's all you have to say? Goodbye? After all we've been through?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That's a bold move... I totally thought you were going to stay for awhile, you know... test the waters a bit... chat about life... love... tech gadgets...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
I don't like you spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no, I won't, and you're just pathetic trying too keep me here
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That a fact?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
mhm
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK! What's the first item you want on your custom home menu?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")

... and so it went one and one and one.... eventually I got a life, and left.

by QwerTi McSheep(bah) December 14, 2008

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

spleef

joint, usually a skinny long one, rolled in an orange style zig zag, aka pinner

the dude had a spleef rolled

by pretty ricky December 13, 2003

splendiforous

1.Having the qualities of splendor, being splendid

2.Fucking rocks

Wasn't that concert splendiforous?

by jonathizzle maslizzle July 18, 2008

Splendiferous

The supreme awesomeness achieved when a Splendifer (a tiny, rainbow and sparkly dinosaur that feeds off of awesomeness) has taken residence in your left nostril.

Friend one- "I hope you are splendiferous during your audition today!"

Friend two- "That Splendifer has enough awesomeness to live off of for months, but thanks anyway."

by The Splediferous Splendifer November 14, 2010