A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
Get the naked scuba suck-gasm mug.Shortened version of scumbag, used when sitting opposite a girl and the word cunt could be viewed as inappropriate and offensive
by DmitriPhil May 3, 2011
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definition: to bum
Used to replace the verb bum in a situation where it may be misconstrued as offensive.
Invented by Silkmonkey on IRC to replace bum during a ban on bummage.
definition: to bum
Used to replace the verb bum in a situation where it may be misconstrued as offensive.
Invented by Silkmonkey on IRC to replace bum during a ban on bummage.
by Solitude March 24, 2005
Get the Smub mug.Getting absolutely outplayed after being a passive aggressive, douchey know-it-all - especially when you're not even that good.
Person A: Man, Jordan just got straight scubbed that last game.
Person B: Yeah, I'm glad he lost; that guy is a tool.
Person B: Yeah, I'm glad he lost; that guy is a tool.
by terribadly May 3, 2017
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Get the scuba bitch mug.A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
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