A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
by toolguru January 29, 2008
From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):
Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."
Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."
We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?
by AZ_Squeegee January 30, 2007
To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out.
Bob was so stoned he forgot he was eating crackers when he started to pleasure his wife, and accidentally gave her a Sloppy Sandbox.
by Duck Duck Gross May 27, 2009
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by jose6969696969 January 13, 2011
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by brady and prez June 23, 2006
A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 07, 2009