slappy knockers

A game in which women slap their tits at each other

Hey Julie want to play a game of slappy knockers

by Cletus junker September 15, 2017

slopy slappy butixcake

When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox

I want you to slopy slappy butixcake

by Hans gutenhagen May 27, 2019

Slappy

something that slaps; something that is very good

Yo that song on right now is slappy

by UIElliott August 5, 2021

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023