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Skammin' it

1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.

2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.

3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
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slamming the bunks

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."
by Overflowow June 11, 2021
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Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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Slamgina

Noun or Verb. A combination of alcohol consumption and slamming a vagina.
Man, I got some mad slamgina last night at champs
by RATTLED March 22, 2010
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Spamming wizard

A person using some form of social media (more so Skype), to intentionally bug, harass, or just simply entertain someone by posting exceptionally large amounts of images from scrolling the internet.
Damn it, some spamming wizard has hacked my bloody Snapchat and spammed all these pics.
by DuTcH DoG April 21, 2018
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Slammon

Slammon the one who says something so stupid it makes u lose brain cells
Why are you doing a slammon to that girl.
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