shot ski

Taking an old ski and gluing 4 shot glasses to the top, allows for 4 people to take a shot at the same time.

Bottle of Patron and a shot ski makes for a hell of a good time.

by Roycey March 5, 2008

Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.

Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.

by The Jenkem King April 8, 2008

going skiing

When a girl sits between two boys and gives each of them a hand job at the same time. Mimicks the motion of having a ski pole in both hands and moving them up and down as done while skiing.

Colleen was "going skiing" with Bryan and Jonathan yesterday.

by H. Love August 10, 2006

skiing lesson

When one "teacher" demonstrates how to ski by the help of two male "students" on either side allowing the "teacher" to use their poles for a hands on experience.

Becky gave Tim and I the best skiing lesson last night. We both finished the course!

by NoxoN August 17, 2007

Ski Job

When a girl is sitting between two guys and gives them hand jobs at the same time.

omg, I got so drunk and ski jobbed Andrew and Brad last night.

by amp(n) October 16, 2008

ski tech

A ski tech describes a person working in a ski shop, turning screws. Ski techs are specially trained in work relating to hard goods such as, skis, ski bindings, ski boots and other technical ski related products.

Ski techs are also skilled at ski tuning, ski boot fitting, ski binding adjustment and ski equipment repairs.

The ski tech at Pepi's Ski Shop sold me a new pair of ski boots and tuned my old skis for a really killer deal.

by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010

ghost on skis

Someone who is completely and utterly useless; one whose existence is nonsensical or has no point.

Drew: Damn, dude, your mom doesn't do shit around here.
JD: Yeah, she's a real ghost on skis.

by UniqueMoniker January 30, 2009