shfunked

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

shitfuck

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.

Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!

by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011

shitfuck

when you know shits about to be fucked

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two

by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019

Shitfuckcock

A word used to name or describe the smell of your penis after having anal sex. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who just plain sucks due to some kind of accident they have caused.

1. "Man, take a shower, i can still smell your Shitfuckcock!"

2. "Man, that guy is a real Shitfuckcock for spray-painting shit all over your car!!11!1oneone!11!1!1!!!111oneone!one

by Cockboy (the original, none of the crap losers who steal our name) June 28, 2006

asstruck shitfuck

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.

Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."

by Veer January 1, 2005

Shtuff

Shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say shit but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear

Pick up your shtuff
get that shtuff out of here

by HankHill321 July 30, 2011

shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010