Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.

Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man

by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022

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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

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Scrote

Verb ~ the act of partying or hanging out typically whilst intoxicated

Call Andy, see if he wants to scrote later tonight.

by Finalizze August 11, 2019

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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

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scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.

Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!

by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018

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