1. Florida Gators basketball player that is overrated as hell. He has one good game and suddenly is SEC Player of the Year. Acts like the Gators team captain when clearly he is not even one of their best players. Choked in Final Four game, and made his team lose.
2. Synonym for pussy
2. Synonym for pussy
by The realest G bro April 13, 2014
Get the Scottie Wilbekinmug. 1. While jacking off, waiting until just before you nut and then throwing your cock out like a fly-fishing rod in an attempt to gain extra distance on your blast.
2. Twirling your nuts in a helicopter motion because your dick is too small. See Ball-icopter
2. Twirling your nuts in a helicopter motion because your dick is too small. See Ball-icopter
Pete:"Dude I was havin a wicked jerk session last night and I totally thought I was gonna throw chowder on my balls. Luckily I performed a textbook Scotty Sling and cleared 'em"
Meg:"Dude... Good call."
Meg:"Dude... Good call."
by Creep23 October 29, 2009
Get the Scotty Slingmug. by Pimpette Masta J December 8, 2003
Get the great scottymug. by Kotaro July 1, 2004
Get the Scotty-Dontmug. Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scotty-don't sometimes.
(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.
(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.
by Scott K. Davis Jr. January 1, 2009
Get the Scotty-don'tmug. 
a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.
by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020
Get the Scottie Too Hottiemug.