Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology

Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

scientologist

A crazy bunch of freaks who's leader is a dead science fiction writer who was drunk when he made their "super doctrines". They believe in aliens, and enrons, or something like that. Notable members are Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Their biggest goal is to recruit more members and make more money. Tom's goals are that and just make a complete ass of himself.

Me: Dude, War of the Worlds was awesome!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!

by Big Mikey T. July 2, 2006

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

$cientology

Another way of spelling Scientology.

I would not become a member of the Church of $cientology if my life depended on it.

by weirdgirl September 6, 2003

Scientoloprostitot

noun; the unholy offspring of two Scientology-minded celebrities now being groomed for stardom in order to extend the family brand. See: Cruise, Suri; Smiths, Jaden and Willow

The Scientoloprostitot taught her legion of follows how to whip their hair just so.

by robbiejnyc March 26, 2011

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008