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Stanford

a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture
Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
by zingirl September 16, 2016
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Frankie Sandford

A fundamental member of British girl group The Saturdays who has attracted an obscene amount of attention due to her whimsical personal life and quirky hairstyle.

Consequently she is often the most conspicuous and recognizable member of the saturdays.
A: "Yo B, which is your favourite member of the Saturdays?"
B: "Well A, it would have to be Frankie Sandford"
A: "Oh yeah?"
B: "Yeah. I am completely bowled over by her enigmatic flopsy hair bob and her controversial manner in which she handles her men"
A: "right"
by jonothebrave May 12, 2011
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Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.
Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.
by spankyMc May 17, 2009
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Salfordian

A native of the Lancastrian City of Salford, situated in North West England; A geographical neighbour of the Mancunian (native of the City of Manchester, situated to the east of Salford), and also in close proximity to the "Yonners" of Wigan and Bolton.
In terms of dialect, the Salfordian speaks a tongue sounding somewhere between a north Mancunian (the blunt delivery), a Scouser (the elongated lisp sound), and a native of Leicester (the flat "Ohr" sound at the end of words, instead of an "er" sound).
Culturally, they are proudly seperate of Manchester, and are often given to a clannish "us and them" mentality, with regard to their Mancunian neighbours; In this respect, it could be viewed that they suffer from a collective form of inferiority complex (rather akin to their fellow Lancastrians - the Scousers of Liverpool).
Salford has long had an appetite for Rugby League (unlike Manchester), and the city has it's own club: Salford City Reds, who are pants. It's for this reason Salfordians like to latch-on and attach themselves to the far superior sporting phenomenon that is Manchester United FC, situated outside their beloved city border. The painter LS. Lowry was in fact a Mancunian by birth, and was born in Rusholme, south Manchester - not Salford. Anthony H. Wilson, on the other hand, despite his fawning appreciation of ALL things Mancunian, was born a Salfordian.

In summary: The Salfordian is a sorry figure who lives in the shadow of a much more successful, cosmopolitan, and modern, European cultural hotbed, namely: Manchester; Is prone to a siege mentality, an arrogance born of a distorted self image, strongly criminal and anti-social tendencies, a cliquey inward looking ghetto mindset, a lack of taste in clothing, a ridiculously perverse sense of 'street cred' born of miserliness (they'll miss a bargain, cos: "That's a rip off. Only a mug would pay that.... My mate can get 'em cheaper, etc).
Unless you're one of their own: The Salfordian can NEVER be trusted under any circumstances. They are far more dodgy than Scousers!
Try getting a taxi to take you to Langworthy or Weaste after 10.00pm at night.......no chance, the pre-pubescent Salfordian urchins will torch it!
by Mr P. August 19, 2006
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Stanford

A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.
Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome
by Spartan Squad September 24, 2006
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Stanford

Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.
I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.
by Teller of Truths September 3, 2006
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Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.
Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.
by caseyst February 19, 2010
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