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Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014
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Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench
Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber
by Roboticus August 25, 2008
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salmiah

A hardworking woman and very like to talk to strangers ,salmiah also beautiful inside and out
How good to be like salmiah,she is so hardworking
by Umaijeon May 12, 2018
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Salman

noun. Most amazingly genius man of the present times
I wish I was Salman
by O yeah May 12, 2004
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Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.
Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.
by Joesmelle January 27, 2019
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Salisbury Wiltshire

A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.

Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.

Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
by ryan spittle January 15, 2011
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salmanoty

a person who ruins a movie before u watch it.
guy: i might watch sixth sense
guy2: hes dead all along
guy: ure such a salmanoty
by bob marleyz January 13, 2008
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