Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

by PT four Life December 27, 2009

Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

by Big Momma Jerms July 29, 2005

donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

by t kizzel April 23, 2009

saddle bags

When a woman's pussy is saggy and wet from too much sex.

Emily Meyer sucks Ms. Wilson's saddle bags.

by Bubba Skunk November 22, 2003

saddle gap

the space between the upper inner theigh

saddle gap is the space you see when you look between a girls legs when she is standing with them together

by the 1and only Buxton July 20, 2007

Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking October 2, 2016