by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020
Get the railing a line mug.Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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Ravils, one hunk of a man. Lips like an angel. Life is not a race with this individual but more a limp. Ravils takes his time, he doesn't rush about. He can impregnate a woman just by a glance. Body of an adonis. Ravils is good friend, he will pick you up at worst and insult you at your best.
And given the chance he will piss on you.
And given the chance he will piss on you.
by Im_the_scat_man October 20, 2021
Get the Ravils mug.Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008
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Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.
Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.
by DADDY69 December 4, 2009
Get the mocha railway mug.A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.
Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.
by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010
Get the Haggis Rail mug.1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014
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