Russian Kiss

Kissing someone with a shot of vodka in your mouth; or taking a vodka shot with someone else's mouth

Tom: "Bro, this chick got me hammered with her mouth"
Jacob: "A Russian Kiss?"
Tom: "Without a Russian chick"

by HaggardHag December 1, 2016

Russian Winter

A force or event that stops a quick succession of other events.

Derived from Napoleon's and Hitler's failed conquests, as a result of invading Russia during the winter.

As soon as Napoleon faced the Russian Winter, he was headed for his Waterloo.

Tim got to first, second, and third base with Anna, but then faced his Russian Winter of her purity ring, preventing him from getting to home base.

by Calvin Dean December 20, 2009

Bill Nye the russian Spy

A complete copyrighted version of "Bill Nye the science guy" But a better version of it. He works undercover as a spy instead of a boring science guy. He likes to say "Cyka Blyat" And "ALLAHU AKBAR"

Its Bill Nye the Russian Spy wow

by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

Russian Snowplow

During sex, in the "doggy-style" position, the man pulls out the womans' arms out from under her. Thus, causing her to fall onto her chest. He continues while scooting her around the room.

Bitch, Russian Snowplow?

by Justis. January 9, 2010

russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.

This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.

by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011

Russian Oil Change

When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.

That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.

by Bgireland February 25, 2012

russian icebox

Take two shots of russian vodka and 2 ice cubes. The man drinks 1 shot and puts the 2 ice cubes and other shot of vodka in the woman's vagina. Then proceeds to have sex with her.

Hey charles did you get laid from that girl last night?

Yeah that bitch was wild! She let me do the Russian icebox and everything!

by coitus March 15, 2015