ruperta

usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.

i love ruperta, she's so dreamy.

by The-real-cobra-queen August 30, 2019

rupert lennox

He is a cute little cavalier King Charles spaniel. Very mischievous and always up to know good. He LOVES socks and stealing other peoples food. He has many many nicknames like poopy, snow pup, Ruperten and lots more

Rupert Lennox is the cutest dog you will ever see (and the naughtiest)

by Rupertlover236 February 11, 2021

Rudeboy Jugg

A young not yet recognized rapper out of the sunshine state, He resides in Fort Pierce, FL. Rudeboy has mixed emotions and a big set of anger issues, so he technically can go from Okay to Not so good. Overall he is a good person, out of the way mostly and is funny and chill, but he can also be your worst enemy if necessary. But Rudeboy is pretty cool and has good music.

Yo, I was with Rudeboy Jugg one day, and he cool asf, he funny and chill, I rocks with him.

by Levi Lamone June 28, 2021

Rupert

A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner

Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers

by Swampinius Masolai November 15, 2021

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022

Rupe

The character type defined by them affecting the story in minimal amounts and generally not making sense.

"See, in this story, this character was mentioned once and never again! That's a real Rupe if you ask me."

by Minigun May 5, 2022

Rueben

Rueben is a black man who is the father of mavaega. He is very short and hot and likes Joshua more than his own son. He also loves kool-aid.

Yo look mavaega is running with rueben.

Bro rueben likes joshua more than ega bro.

by Polo rueben November 22, 2022