Rubber Chicken

Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.

The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag.

by Hey Now 415 March 10, 2005

rubber hose

The act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone's penis until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose

I was catching some dome at a glory hole when the asshole gripped and ripped. Made my shit look like a rubber hose

by Unusually Large Meat July 10, 2017

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

Rubber Hosing

Having sex even though you are completely flaccid.

Middle Aged Man 1: How was your night with Martha? Did you use the sildenafil I gave you?

Middle Aged Man 2: Nope. We went Rubber Hosing.

Middle Aged Man 1: What the fuck.

by GiveMeGrape December 8, 2019

Rubber Kebab

Australian Slang for a Kebab that has been consumed after a night of drinking, that bounces back up, usually on the head of a Taxi Driver or some poor bloke driving his mates home.

"Pretty sure Damo launched a rubber kebab last night, look at the mess on the back of my seat, I'll have to drop by the servo now to pick up some rags."

by the kebab guy October 2, 2022

Rubber Horse

One of the fictional implements of the invention process.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a rubber horse.

by Fosko January 24, 2011