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9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.
"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"
by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003
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Santa Rosa

A beautiful city located in Sonoma County’s 707 area code--- about 60 minutes north of San Francisco, with a population of approximately 160,000 people (5th largest city in the Bay Area). Home of great people, fine wine, and Charles Schultz.

Main attractions include Asia Mart, Fountain Grove, and the Charles M. Schultz Museum.
Guy #1: I wanna get some fine ass Chardonnay for my girlfriend
Guy #2: Let’s go to Napa
Guy #1: **slaps guy #2** GTFO, Napa is hella boring. We’re going to Santa Rosa

Sleek: I stabbed someone
Jeff: Then gtfo Santa Rosa. In the olden days we used clubs; they build character.
by Spikeshooter007 December 25, 2008
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arse full of roasted snow

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.
by Joshua James October 11, 2006
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Spit Roast

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.
"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"
by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021
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Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.
by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010
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Honey roast

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.
Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.
by Honey roasting queen September 8, 2015
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Rosa

A girl that my sometimes be a horrible person but loves to care for others. Never ever let someone down and always tries her best to keep friends happy. <3
Person 1: Wow today was amazing with Rosa around.
Person 2: Really? She roasted the hell out of me today.
by Jimbobie_Pabo June 2, 2018
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