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Pizza Roulette

A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.
Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"

(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"

(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"
by turrican April 7, 2008
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marseille roulette

football (soccer) dribble: when you spin 360 degrees with the ball under your feet. named after zidane... also known as 360 and "maradona"
by Mike Myer April 22, 2007
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gay russian roulette

is when a guy is blind folded and brought into a circle that contains 3 gay men and 3 women. once inside the circle, all the participant rotate clockwise until the blind folded guy stays stop. whoever is in front of the the blind folded guy has to give him a blow job. Could be a gay guy could be a a woman!
Sean: Whats up with that new guy at the gym wanting to hang out with you? I heard he maybe gay.

Alex: Thats fine, I don't mind as long as he doesn't anything funny or make me play gay russian roulette with him!
by alex2states January 3, 2013
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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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redneck roulette

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
by Jimmy George May 29, 2008
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Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
by masonthekiller May 7, 2011
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San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.
I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.
by herb san October 21, 2010
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