receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

refection

1: Eat, drink, have fun, and be merry

2 : refreshment of mind, spirit, or body ; especially : nourishment

2 a : the taking of refreshment

2 b : food and drink together : repast

This weekend we went to brunch for refection

by Divergent29 May 17, 2014

remintion

Smart, trustworthy guy who can sometimes be a smartass. Faces his problems instead of running from them. Also a gentleman who will kill for what's his and what he loves

I live with a remintion

by Turtle 800 December 21, 2016

rejectionist

The other part of a receptionist's job.

Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.

by but for December 6, 2017

Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.

“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday”

by Sardella September 12, 2018

rejection letter

A letter from college, graduate school or job suggesting that they don't want you or have no room for you.

Shit. I got a rejection letter in the mail from my top college.

by Leopards14 February 28, 2019

Reinventionist

A bold, magnetic doer with the mindset to make transformative change possible; a master of the art and science of reinvention; an expert at identifying and actioning insights to create value.

Only a Reinventionist can unlock business and brand value by creating and driving momentum.

by Joe Jackman November 26, 2019