clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

by QuacksO March 16, 2019

full-metal retard

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

retan

Retan is the worst player in World of Warcraft.

RETAN: i'm still a virgin.
RAID: we know.

by Retan January 7, 2010

gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

Retard Fart

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017

maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 12, 2008