repair

to get your flatbend sorted. (search flatbed)

chris "andrew you better get a repair"
andrew copp "i like my flatbed"
chris "hows that working for you?"
andrew copp "i think well"

by chineese man February 10, 2008

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

repeater

The male equivalent to a multiple orgasm / squirter / cummer in the female. The male cums more than once in the same fuck, sometimes rapidly - giving the impression of a very much longer than usual jet of hot cum, without losing the erection or resting. The fuck can change position; i.e hand, tits, mouth, ass, pussy, feet, more than one sex partner at the same time etc with hot jets of cum all the way through sex. Even right upto the end!

"A good hard cock and I'll cum buckets but Jeff was something else - an endless stream of hot salty cum. I've landed myself a repeater! Yum, Yum!! I know what I want for lunch!"

by skipper johnson January 6, 2009

repeat

an hilarious game played by all state troopers in Vermont. it consists of an officer repeating the words of a previous officer

officer number 1: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from the cab and showing us your licence and registration.

officer number 2: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from the cab and showing us your licence and registration.

by Lord Liger March 24, 2005

repeat

we never say repeat over the radio because it is a French military code word for "fire artillary"

Wait. The French don't have radios yet.

Nevermind.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

repantance

(noun)

the act repanting

Once the streaker's repantance had concluded, he was arrested by the local sheriff and taken off in handcuffs.

by Nick Blair October 22, 2010

Repeated deliberate antagonization

Justifies violence?

Hym "If repeated deliberate antagonization is justification for violence then you sorry bastards are not going to be having a very good time!"

Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."

Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"

Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2022